The holidays are upon us and guess what? Nobody wants to hear about how “the economy is killing you.” They want loot, and lots of it. Even the naughty ones are expecting a lot more than a lump of coal in their scurrilous stockings.
So where are you supposed to drum up the cash to satiate these little gingerbread cookie and eggnog gobblers? Well, you could sell your house, your car, your soul to Santa, or…
Sell your diamond. If you’ve got diamond jewelry lying around (or just handfuls of loose diamonds), you’ve got a potential mound of cash at your disposal. Selling these oh so precious gemstones at a pawn shop or at a jeweler’s old timey shoppe will leave you sorely disappointed, like Frosty the Snowman on the first day of spring. The only place to fulfill your cash wish list and get the merry most for your diamonds is at Diamond Lighthouse. We illuminate the diamond market for you (like Rudolph!) and help find you the best price for your diamond, from the North to South pole. Find out more here.
Now on to this season’s top goodies.
FOR the LADIES
1) for the fashionable/weird woman
why it’s cool: A trendy Fendi monster face iPad cover. Looks chic and simultaneously scares children away from touching your valuable iPad with their grubby fingers.
2) for tech savvy jewelry lover
why it’s cool: these fancy looking rings are actually transmitters for email, text and call alerts! They light up and vibrate, allowing the cocktail party hopping woman to discretely know when she is even further in demand.3) for the golden gal
why they’re cool: turquoise and gold are in this season, so those Cleopatra channeling dames can confidently flaunt their gilded style.
4) for the socially conscious boot lover
why it’s cool: It’s from Tom’s, ergo it’s cool, because helping other is always cool and what the holidays are all about. Plus the Nepalese design is awesome.
5) for the ironic dame
why it’s cool: It’s especially cool when the wearer can tell people this sweatshirt was purchased with money from a diamond sale – because diamonds clearly aren’t forever anymore!
6) for the transitional woman
why it’s cool: this affordable, subtle leopard printed number is office appropriate, and then can be worn out on the proverbial town to holiday soirees for festive revelry. …Or just to a bar.
FOR the FELLAS
7) for the swag-buckler
why it’s cool: Easy, tiger, these buckles have cool to spare. You can choose from a variety of graphics, so you can pick the most relevant to the chap’s life; like an eagle or Jamaican flag.
8) for the urban warrior
why they’re cool: a classic combat boot – with flannel and tweed patches. Juxtaposing patterns/styles is the epitome of modern chillness. 9) for the fashion forward/comfort lover
why it’s cool: this is cool because it has a mod look with the feel of velour track suit.
10) for the tight pants wearer
why it’s cool: let’s him slim down and hit the town. He can discretely keep his cash, credit cards and Dunkin Donuts reward card snuggly in one place.
11) for the sports enthusiast..who’s trapped at a desk job
why it’s cool: instantly transforms any flat workplace surface into a soccer hooligan’s paradise. Plus beating co-workers at anything is always rewarding.
12) for the kid at heart/dino lover
why it’s cool: every grown man has the desire to relive their youth with some Tyrannosaurus inspired fun, and if it’s given to them as a present they have a legitimate excuse to wear it.
FOR ANYONE COOL
13) for the ethereal art lover
why it’s cool: when you move it around, it makes amazing shapes, mountains, planets, galaxies and more. Sifting through the sands of time with panache.
14) for the booze enthusiast
why it’s cool: because everybody hip wants a barrel of aged liquor with their name emblazoned on it.
15) pour le artiste moderne
why it’s cool: it’s a pen you can BUILD the Eiffel Tower with. Tres cool.
16) for the multi-tasker
why it’s cool: it does more things simultaneously than most people do all day.
17) for the science nerd/chef
why it’s cool: science and cooking meld together in perfect fusion – would make Walter White and Rachel Ray equally proud.
18) for the super lazy plant lover
why it’s cool: being indifferent to things is cool. Especially living things.
19) for the lover of self actualized technology (also dino lovers, again)
why it’s cool: objects that have internal luminescence have an eternal cool factor. Just reference the film “Avatar.”
20) for the surrealist
why it’s cool: sporting a Dali derived timepiece on the wrist speaks volumes about one’s cultural awareness and the ambiguous nature of time. Plus it looks cool.
21) for the photographer/iPhone nerd
why it’s cool: because it lets people turn any humble phone selfie experience into a full on David LaChappelle-esque shoot.
22) for the wine aficionado (aka: snob)
why it’s cool: makin’ it rain, vineyard style.
23) for the nihilist
why it’s cool: when you believe in nothing, everything is cool.
19) for the nostalgist/modernist
why it’s cool: let’s the receiver of this present recall their youth of hanging tinsel and ornaments with care on their fir tree, while they simultaneously live in the moment, listening to “A Very Nicki Minaj Christmas.”
25) for the cat lover/Disc Jockey
why it’s cool: Do you need to ask? IT’S FOR CATS TO “SCRATCH” ON !
Happy Holidays from Diamond Lighthouse: may all your dream gifts come true!